Little Old Lady Comedy
Actor Seeking Advice! What Can I Do to Stop Getting Typed Out of Police Lineups?
Great, the Drawstring Fell Out and Now I Have to Throw This Hoodie Away
This Stage of Living With Roommates is Always the Worst
Congratulations! You've Won Karaoke!
Why I've Decided Broadway Isn't For Me
I'm Gonna Need You to Unroll All of These Sleeves
Facebook's Newest Feature Reveals To You (And Everyone Else) Your True Love
Robot Butt
There Are Plenty of Fish in the Sea
How I’m Stopping Them From Stealing Our Jobs
Updates to Company's Private Policy
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work
The Only Way to Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun
Scientists Say Being Habitually Late, Forgetful, and Full of Rage Actually A Sign of Intelligence
Points in Case
I Think My Teenage Son is Trying to Make His Own Katamari Ball
It's Me, the Inevitable Reboot of That Show You Used to Love
If Amazon and the Postal Service Were Two Teenage Boys in Forbidden Love
The Social Media Verification Badge, Rarest Pokemon of All
A Young Movie's Prayer: "Please Let Me Come to a Theater Near You"
@TwitterSupport Your Platform Won't Allow Me to Unfollow the American President
There is Literally No Caffeine in This Espresso, And I Will Sit Here Shaking Until I Get a Refund
I Finally Found You, Michael Mainwaring from Chevy's "Real People Not Actors" Commercial
Slackjaw
At the End of This Haircut I Want to Look Exactly Like Michael B. Jordan in Black Panther
Screw, Marry, Kill: The Expansion Pack
The Haven
Someone Hacked My Facebook Back in 2009 And Sent Strange Messages to My Friends
Re: No More Mar-A-Lago Trips, I'm Going to Million Dollar Baby Biden's Ass
This Year’s Science Fair Confirms Alligators Scariest Fucking Thing On Planet
After Taking One Good Whiff, Local Sharks Decide to Pass On Jared
In Unprecedented Attack Against Democracy, Russia Leaks Entire Final Season of Game of Thrones
Pickle Fork
The Horrors of What I’ve Been Used For Once Deemed “Dirty” And Thrown in the Hamper